tell me a lie

melissa; fifteen. canada. eminem. 2pac. elvis presley. chris brown. marianas trench. one direction. austin mahone. britney spears. selena gomez. christina aguilera. ariana grande. ask me anything. stay gold ✌

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

literal-mindfukc:

swagchat:

insorto:

what is going on

that guy looks like such a prick

You think normal pregnancy is shit, try giving birth to a baby cactus

circumference

haha only sexually active nerds will get this

when someone yells STOP i never know if its in the name of love, or if its hammertime

screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

remember when the world ended last year

gnarly:

baahahha

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